TF2 Loadout - TubaDragoness

Derp derp derp. The sad thing was that I thought about this before I dicovered a convienient little meme.

As a medic, I would use the standard Blutsauger and Medigun. I'm pretty good with a blut and I lack the survival skills to be a Kritz medic. The only differences would have to do with my slight OCD - those weapons would be in pristine shape, warzone or no.

My ubersaw would also be shiny clean (unlike it is in this picture - my photoshopping is limited to cleaning off the blood and changing the color of the uberjuice), but it would be a modded weapon. Instead of gaining uber with a successful hit, it would instead inject the opponent with a substance that causes disorientation/dizziness. This makes it useful both for escaping tight situations and for spychecking. The fluid regenerates over time.

Cocoa Mug - a useful accessory, whether it be used for medicinal purposes or just to enjoy some hot chocolate.

Giant Lollipop - Item capable of providing a tasty snack, sugar to combat low insulin, a gift to teammates, or a last-ditch melee weapon. Random flavor.